Based On A True Story

Yesterday after I braved the fog on the way into work I was sitting quietly in my little cubicle working diligently earning the money that the taxpayers lovingly pay me when a co-worker walks up.

Coworker: Hey, can you help me out? I need.... Never mind. I just remembered you're going to have twins soon and I don't want to owe you a favor. I might end up babysitting.



We'll see what happens the next time he needs a TPS cover sheet.