The Best Double Entendre Ever

A girl and her grandmother are talking after her grandfather’s funeral. Since it’s important to the joke, I’ll tell you they’re British.

Girl: Grandpa was kind wasn’t he? He was always patting me on the head and giving me a pound.
Grandmother: You and me both.

That one is hidden so well I had to think about it. It took me at least a minute to start laughing, and at least ten to stop. In case you were wondering, the movie is an HBO original called Last of the Blonde Bombshells.